Computers On Holiday

By Roger Bonnici

Computers are a must if diving's your lust
To be taken with you on vacation
To look at by morn, or study by night
They're almost a form of sedation

Four dives so far at Forty metres or so
They leave table diving behind
You try to keep your breathing rate low
More chance of some treasure to find

Who cares if my surface interval's short
I want to go diving now
The computer shows me that I can go down
And will even tell me how

At the end of the day, and without any 'Stops'
My computer tells me I can fly
So I've booked the ten-thirty from London Heathrow
How I do like to travel so high!

This page was last updated on : 09 Sep 2018